Sunday, January 21, 2007

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she put mayonnaise on her aspirin. This one cracked me up haha

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house... (guest columnist: ~e~)

Yo mama so fat she walks in front of the tv, we miss the entire episode... (guest columnist: ~e~)


Update: For the insanely bored ... more yo mama jokes eeeeks!

Oooh oooh another one ...yo mama so fat, when she jump for joy, she get stuck!

7 comments:

matreshka said...

Took me awhile to get the joke. Not used to Yo Mama jokes...

But once I got it, i was smiling from ear to ear. LOL

~e~ said...

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...

Yo mama so fat she walks in front of the tv, we miss the entire episode...

;p

mini said...

i got another one!

yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as her pager

ahem juvenile hehhe

Nordiah said...

I've heard of these Yo Momma jokes from the Living Colour tv shows. Did you know that? Should watch it, if you haven't already, though they are old shows.

mini said...

i need to get a life ....

matreshka said...

LOL. I like the AROUND the house one.

I miss those "Mommy, mommy" and blonde jokes too.

In Living Colour... where Jim used to be known as James (Carrey).

Nordiah said...

Yup...yup..yup..it was James alright, back then and JLo was a fly girl too.