I think I have a stalker at work. I was walking back from building #1 a week ago when this little guy with high waisted pants tried to make conversation with me (I've never met him before). As we were exchanging the usual niceties ... how are you blah blah blah ... he suddenly asked me if I go to the gym. Then he's like, and you only go on Tuesdays?
Awkward moment. My jaw dropped to my feet. How tf does he know I got to the gym at lunch and only on Tuesdays??? Thankfully for me, at that very moment, a loser coworker whom I haven't bothered to talk to in ages walks by. Never been so happy to see the guy. We have a normal conversation about the weather whilst allowing me to ditch stalker dude.
OK so I was at the gym again this week for my weekly spin class... and guess what!! I notice stalker dude in my class!! The question now is ... has he been going before this week? HRMMM am I so oblivious as to not have noticed him? HAHA Maybe he really isn't a stalker after all ... and I am just shameless. But then again how do you explain the weird stares I get as he walks by my office :p Ah hah!