Yo mama so fat she put mayonnaise on her aspirin. This one cracked me up haha
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house... (guest columnist: ~e~)
Yo mama so fat she walks in front of the tv, we miss the entire episode... (guest columnist: ~e~)
Update: For the insanely bored ... more yo mama jokes eeeeks!
Oooh oooh another one ...yo mama so fat, when she jump for joy, she get stuck!